You want wealth, you have to give up being lazy.
You want friendship, you have to give up isolation.
You want peace, you have to quit fighting.
You want success, you have to do something!
You want to not get pulled over by the cops on your way to the dentist in the morning, you have to either have an invisibility cloak or a be the luckiest bugger in the lane.
Oh, that final one probably didn’t belong in this list, did it?
You want coherent thought now, best look somewhere else!
I’m frustrated, embarrassed, and angry!!!
No off-track eating today, but yeah, I was tempted.
I was tempted!!!!