My Own Label Maker

000label makerRachel Dolezal says she “identifies” as black.

Miley Cyrus, as gender fluid.

I think I’ll identify as “mortgage-free grandma glam,” thereby fitting myself to all categories that include wealthy, liberated, gorgeous, fit, and savvy women of a certain age.

I’ll be adored by hip grand babies everywhere, while maintaining a spicy-as-a-pepper-sprout persona for the hubs!

Hot dog, this could be fun!

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